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At Ulaan Baatar
The War of the Guides—
And a Happy Ending


I can’t believe I’m in the middle of the Gobi Desert trying to get back to civilization---the capitol of Mongolia, Ulaan Bataar---And in the heart of this barren land, my nine traveling compatriots and I are caught squarely between the classic conflicts of culture between China and Mongolia.

Because that’s what this war of the guides was primarily about!

Cheer (our Chinese Uniworld guide) feels clearly that she’s lost face (for good reason)!  Rimaa, our increasingly sullen local Mongolian guide, has nothing but contempt for her clearly “unwanted, undesirable, unknowledgeable (about Mongolia),” inscrutable Chinese colleague.  War seems inevitable.

As we journeyed back to Ulaan Baatar via the uncertainties of Mongolian Airlines, the atmosphere between the two grew from cool to icy to sub Arctic freezing!  We, the innocent bystanders, tried to keep out of the direct line of fire.

We had checked into our Chinggis Khan (four star Mongolian) Hotel back in UB, and some decisions had to be made.  With Cheer deliberately taking a background position, Rimaa led us through a day of sightseeing. We visited several colorful historical sites—the winter palace of the Bogd Khaan where Mongolia’s eighth Living Buddha and last king lived for 20 years, the city observation tower on a hillside with a beautiful view of the entire city, and the city square with its statue honoring Sukhbaatar, the “hero of the revolution,” and the one who declared Mongolia’s final independence from the Chinese in July 1921.

But the best moment of the day came as lunchtime approached.

We were booked for lunch at a Korean Buffet restaurant Rimaa had chosen---and you could have almost pictured our group as wild American ten-year-olds invading our first McDonalds’ in a year!  Why?  The buffet unexpectedly featured REAL WESTERN food---and, embarrassing as it may seem, we all dove happily into the spaghetti and meatballs fare as though it were the last supper!

Familiar food aside, the really memorable experience of the day occurred in the early evening when we attended the city’s traditional folklore festival. The dancers wore brilliantly colorful costumes, musicians played fascinating music on the traditional Mongolian instrument, the unique horse-head violin (the morin khuur), and two young girls, perhaps 10 or 12 years old, performed incredible feats of contortionism with their extraordinary double-jointed bodies.  These performances were even more outstanding than we had imagined—but the highlight of the evening, for me, at least, were performances I had been waiting for of the Mongolian throat singer.  Khoomi, or throat singing, which I had only heard about previously, comes from the vast steppes of central Asia and the remote Siberian  forests.  The male
singer produces incredible harmony ranges from deep in his larynx, throat, stomach and palate---which has the effect of producing two notes and melodies simultaneously—one a low growl and the other a strangely high whistling sound---all of which seems impossible until you actually hear it in person.  Our performer was a noted throat singer---perhaps even the star performer at the Silk Road performances taking place this past summer in Washington DC.  In any case, his throat singing was remarkable—even more than I had expected it to be.

Sidebar:  I have neglected to talk about the fascinating history of Mongolia that we learned about during our day to day journeys—from the great Chinggis (Genghis to westerners) Khan and the rise to power of the Mongolian Empire which eventually stretched from the Caspian Sea to Beijing --to his grandson, Kublai Khan, who completed the subjugation of China and established his winter capitol in Beijing.  It is incredible to realize that at the height of its power, the Mongolian Empire stretched from Korea to
Hungary and as far south as Vietnam---the largest empire the world has ever known.  (You’d never think this could be remotely possible as you wander through the vast barren little-populated regions of the Mongolia of today.)



Ulaan Baatar itself was a fascinating city to visit.  It was founded in 1778and called the City of Felt.  In 1911 when Mongolia first declared its independence from China, the city became the capitol of Outer Mongolia. In1918 it was invaded by China and three years later by the Russians. From the1930s on, under Russian control, buildings in the “Russian style” were built and the Soviets destroyed almost all the monasteries and temples in the nation.  We found UB, therefore, a “young” city, with few remnants of its ancient history remaining except in its interesting museums and the few temples that had been allowed to exist. But our walks through several natural history and fine arts museums revealed a rich history of the nation.

But back to current power struggles.

That evening, though we thought we had lived through the worst of the warfare between our guides, we realized a peace treaty had not been drawn when open warfare broke out in the most unlikely of places—the Chinggis  Restaurant in downtown Ulaan Baatar.  This was obviously the “main event” of a protracted world class boxing brawl---and like it or not, we were drawn into battle.  Without reliving all the lurid details, suffice it to say, Cheer and Rimaa had words, LOUD words, each attempting to draw us, the
reluctant victims, to their side of the battlefield as we ate dinner—at along table in the very middle of the large restaurant.  We refused to take sides.  The “local” tour manager who had subcontracted Rimaa for Uniworld
arrived to negotiate a peace treaty; more talk; he failed; and the fight resumed!

In the middle of all this, the bizarre incident of the coveted Chinggis beer mugs escalated the battle.

Two of us (I being one) wanted to buy a CHINGGIS label beer mug to take home.  (My son Doug is a beer mug collector, and I thought this would be the perfect addition to his collection.)  First, we tried to negotiate with our
waiter to buy the mugs. (We needed an interpreter since he spoke only Mongolian. Cheer tried to help, to no avail.)  The waiter then asked the manager if we could purchase mugs.  At first, he agreed.  Then Rimaa came along and saw what we were doing—and she shouted that we absolutely could
not have the beer mugs.  The waiter was confused and recanted the purchase. We gave up reluctantly.

But as we left, someone came along and said we could buy them.  We paid,  carried the mugs out openly and got into our van.  Then all hell broke loose.  The restaurant manager ran out to the van.  He said we had stolen the beer mugs. We said we had paid.  He said we stole them. We stood our
ground hanging on to the mugs. Finally, he drifted away.  Rimaa started shouting at us that we had “no respect for Mongolia” and a few other choice words and that she wanted nothing more to do with us!  She had been saying
that for several hours now.

 As we returned to the hotel, Rimaa, seated in the front, and Cheer at the back of the van shouted insults, with us caught in between.  Once there, we tried to pay Rimaa for the work she had done for almost three days (this tipping is the travel custom) because she said she was refusing to return for our final day in Ulaan Baatar.  Her response was to shout that she didn’t want our “filthy money” and threw it down on the hotel floor. We were at a loss.

Hardly a peaceful ending to a very unsettling day!

Without elaborating, the rest of our stay in Mongolia was incredibly peaceful (as it always should have been) after this bizarre situation. Gala, our new Mongolian local guide, showed up the next morning.  He squired us around that day with great knowledge, intelligence, sensitivity, and calm to a wonderful fine arts museums where we examined magnificent historical tapestries, embroidered, appliqued, and painted on incredibly beautiful fabrics—dating back to the 17th Century and telling the stories of the history of Mongolia and its religions.  And, what I haven’t mentioned for some time— he took us SHOPPING at the Gobi Cashmere Factory and State Department store.

 On our final day in Mongolia we took a farewell journey up into the exquisitely beautiful Terelj National Park in a high mountain valley at an elevation of 6,000 feet.  We saw ochre and red-hued mountains on all sides, a peaceful river winding through the valley, precipitous peaks covered with birch forests, sheep, goats, yaks, and herds of horses grazing at the base of mountains that displayed brilliant stretches of white barked birch trees stringing across the mountain sides in yellow and red stripes of changing color.  This was a serene, yet spectacular contrast between nature at its most peaceful and the vibrant colorful spectacle of busy, noisy city life of Ulaan Baatar.

As we departed Mongolia to remain for two more days in Beijing, my thoughts kept leaping back and forth to the extreme differences and similarities I had seen between China, Mongolia, and Russian Siberia in this all-too-short
(and sometimes physically painful) train, land, and air journey.  Sharp and often startling contrasts of people, culture, geography, history, technology, and diverse ways of living of the three countries that throughout history have been so closely tied together-- most often unwillingly and unhappily—kept surfacing to haunt me at unexpected moments.

I have a good deal of reading and thinking to do now about all three.

But despite my unexpected physical stress and violent illness on this once-in-a-lifetime journey to this remote region of the world, I loved every minute of this trip.  And one thing is certain.  I want to return, perhaps only vicariously to Mongolia and Siberia, to experience more deeply the
color, shape, and richness of the history and cultures of this fascinating corner of the globe.

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