Be An Intern. 

I need help. It would be 2-3 weekday afternoons
 or maybe a morning now and then, coffee provided. 
Responsibilities do not include:
 brushing my hair, getting beer or wine, mending my torn
 shirts or pants, telling me I look beautiful today,
 or helping me build a space travel machine.

We will come up with things you WANT to do, something like:

being a sounding board, helping me organize all the tasks I have, 
helping me archive my artist trading cards, creative journaling, and mail art, 
creating workshop proposals, chasing grant money, 
being an arts activist, finding freelance webwork and graphics work,
 and maybe even assisting with making collages and such. 

If you or anyone you know is interested have them e-mail me here. 
It will be fun and educational, (and unpaid.)  

emtheartist at yahoo dot com.