An astonishing archaeological find rewrites history

Gaia Reliquaries from the early 21^st Century reveal a deep respect for Nature
Scholars believe this to be the largest discovery of its kind 
in the Post-technology Era

July 6, 2961.
By Zippycut for the New York Times

At the World Forum for Archaeologists yesterday, a stunning new theory that will rewrite the history books was revealed.

Working in the underwater site known as Plainsboro, Old Jersey, a team of five archaeologists have discovered an underwater room buried under twenty feet of soot and sediment filled with reliquaries believed to be from the pre-flood era, around the year 2007.   The room housing these objects is believed to be part of an ancient system of public buildings housing books and other media.

Thirteen small constructions made of wood, paper, beads, metal and fabric, as well as five large paintings, have been uncovered and are being cleaned and preserved for presentation to the public.  What is astounding about this find is that it proves that in pre-flood society, a Nature loving and Gaia-worshipping Spirituality was thriving, and was perhaps much more prevalent that previously thought.

“We have always been taught that early in the 21^st Century, the United States and other industrialized nations had a consumptive, oil-technology based lifestyle, with an aggressive pre-emptive strike foreign policy marked by the domination and destruction of nature and other cultures.  These reliquaries prove that to be emphatically wrong,”   says Isaac Wittybone, director of the Underwater Archaeology Department of the University of Maryland .

Located at the coastal town of Baltimore, Wittybone expanded on his theory:
“Since the great floods of 2012 and the subsequent shift in power sources to nature-based renewable energy, we had believed the pre-flood era to be one of gluttony and greed, not the Goddess-based Gaia worshipping society that these curious and intricate icons represent.  The numerous references in these pieces to the Goddess and Nature as something to be honored and celebrated indicate these people had a much different relationship to the natural world than previously thought.”

Other data recovered at the site includes inventory lists from a religious sect called “E-Bay,” and descriptions of the reliquaries from a published source called “Live Journal” believed to be an early form of blog used on metal glass, plastic and machines called computers used to transmit data via the internet in these ancient times.   Some of this material is printed on wood-pulp based paper, and therefore is being handled with extreme care to avoid its disintegration after being under water for almost a thousand years.

Scholars will be studying the reliquaries for many years to come to learn more about this era, much of whose culture and data was lost in the great floods and famine and subsequent reculturation of the half of the human population which survived the chaos of the time.

Some of the notable quotes from the pieces which are helping these scholars rewrite history are:

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”

“All life is one.”

“I can push the grass apart.  And lay my finger on thy heart.”

Techniques for finding these pieces included whalebased sonar location, and dophinclick resonance theory.  Exact holographic replicas will be on display in all local libraries within the year.

See and learn more about these icons on the following site in your personal data implant:

www.gaiarelics.com